Here's an example of why I go running out my office door at 4:00 pm on the DOT:
***Conversation with young, female co-worker (WT = White Trash):
Me: Who is getting married? (I saw wedding written on her calendar).
WT: Umm I don't know them but this guy I know, knows them and I'm going with him to the wedding.
Me: Hmm...interesting.
WT: I got a new dress to wear!
Me: Really, what does it look like (I'm picturing a Kmart special)?
WT: OMG it's really cute, it's black and pink and I'm going to get pink patent leather pumps, and paint my finger nails black with pink tips!
Me: Wow! Do you think that's appropriate?
WT: Yes, it will be so cute.
Me: OK.
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